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Mar 08, 2005 - Man wins drinking contest - dies
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Dominican man dies after winning contest to drink the most tequila. The 21-year-old winner of a competition to drink the most tequila died Monday and three other contestants were gravely ill in the hospital, officials said.
Source: Tequilla death
I guess first place prize was an all expense paid trip to H E Double Hockey Sticks.
Worlds oldest lady Brazilian & 125 years of age. I bet she hasn't won any tequilla drinking contests lately. brazil oldest woman
can't touch this
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Mar 02, 2005 - Fred Durst Sex Video
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If anyone didn't know,.. I didn't until recently, well just a few seconds ago.
The girl in his hacked T-mobile terrorist video is a model by the name of Masha Novoselova. Check out her Guestbook
She sure looks alot better in that picture, better than she does in the Durst porn video.
more Masha Novoselova pictures
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Mar 02, 2005 - Barney does 2pac video
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o shit, kind of old.. but still hilarious:
2pac's Hit'em Up performed by Barney and also for the
chronic messy guy masturbators Protein Stain Remover
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Mar 02, 2005 - Oh yeah, Masuimi Max Ownz You
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I talked to Masuimi Max on AIM before, she was on Fear Factor awhile back.. now go check out here pictures on her site.
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Mar 01, 2005 - omfg, NBC the office clip
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I about shit myself!! this is great The Office
I hope it's real, rofl.
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Mar 01, 2005 - Michael Jackson cops plea
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In breaking news today, Michael Jackson didn't beat it, instead the king of pop copped to a lesser charge in a plea bargain. He pled guilty to 1 count of murdering Robert Blakes wife. When Jackson's attorneys were questioned as to why the sudden turn in strategy they replied with "it's the obvious move to make and he'll probably get less time that bitch was pretty annoying."
Defendant Michael Jackson seen in court above
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Feb 27, 2005 - Tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
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I'm sure you have seen Burger King's newest commercial featuring darius from hootie and the blowfish, Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke ?
Pretty catchy commercial, Watch it here if you haven't seen it.
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Feb 26, 2005 - Peanuts Gang Bang
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Feb 26, 2005 - Fan Signs
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soo, we're going to start collecting budzsack fan signs, real or fake send them in, if you can :: wink wink ::
here is one of the first ones
click ^^ for more pictures of Teri Summers
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Feb 23, 2005 - Peanuts are good for you
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Feb 23, 2005 - cadillac = pussy
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guy was walkin around the cadillac store salesman comes up says sir are u thinkin of buying a cadillac, the guy says no I am buying a cadillac I'm thinking about gettin pussy
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Feb 19, 2005 - Get Served ?
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A chinese guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.
"Hey Nigga!" he yells to the black bartender "get me a beer!!"
The bartender walks over. "What the fuck did you say to me?"
"You heard me the first time nigga, I said get me a beer!"
So the black bartender says "You know, that aint right man. How'd you like it if I walked in and treated you like that?"
So, they agree to trade places and test the black bartenders theory.
The black guy walks in, sits down and shouts "Hey chink, get me a drink"
The chinese bartender walks over and says "I'm sorry, we dont serve niggas in here"
*check out the xxx online gallery for free daily porn. *
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Feb 19, 2005 - I always feel like somebodies watching me
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wonder how many of these cameras they have in space watching us Gigapxl Project. Amazing depth, clarity and detail yadda yadda
if you're reading this, please dont link me to microsoft leet speak!
glassjaws: everyone knows niggers have blue gums and purple vaginas
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Feb 18, 2005 - AIM msvcr70.dll crash error pt2
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ahh, soo what I posted before from big blue balls was just a temporary fix.
What caused msvcr70.dll for me was the installation of Sprint Earthlink Total Access software. Simply go download and install the upgrade Sprint Earthlink Total Access and that should fix your msvcr70.dll errors.
Now everythings fucking peachy
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Feb 17, 2005 - sweet black pussy - happy black history month
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someone likes sweet black pussy, check out the nigger doll. - Link Removed 2-18-05 :(
So it's black history month..
Is it me or is no one else celebrating the jokes of black history? Everyone is focusing on all the 'positive stuff' like people getting shot up. Tupac, Biggie, Marvin Gaye, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King.. soo in celebration of black history, on with the jokes:
What happened when my nigga looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face.
Why do my niggas always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!
Why do my niggas put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.
What are three things you can't give a nigga?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
How does the navy use niggas?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
Why do my niggas like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.
Why do niggas drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.
and so the mexicans don't feel left out, we must show them some love too
Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.
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I didn't make these jokes up! Just replaced Nigger with nigga or a variation of. :)
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Feb 13, 2005 - Video Vigilante busted
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The Video Vigilante from Oklahoma City busted for making videos like this:
(WARNING: Graphic sexual ugly hooker content)
1 2 3 4
Read more about it over @ the smoking gun
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Feb 08, 2005 - Army sluts mudfighting
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Damn those army bitches mud fighting, thats almost a good enough reason to enlist and be all I can be.. but not really ahaha
oh yeah.. if you need some trippy pictures check out Dream Anatomy
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Feb 06, 2005 - AIM crashed all day msvcr70.dll - 000013d6
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the Fucking error:
AppName: aim.exe AppVer: 5.9.3702.0 ModName: msvcr70.dll
ModVer: 7.0.9466.0 Offset: 000013d6
the non fucking solution:
Big Blue Balls
rofl @ big blue balls.. sexy girls can solve that problem ..
Looking for real sex? Meet someone tonight!
btw for the ladies there are also 'sexy guys' there.. really, go look girl!
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Feb 06, 2005 - Bud Extra Beer
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omfg, beer with caffeine, ginseng & guarana !!! Bud Extra
So you get fucked up and energy, excellent.
I bet there's going to be a lot of speeding drunk drivers !
If there isn't already.. (redbull + Liquor)
I really don't like bud or budweiser.. but I'm going to try it,,, maybe
thx to jd for the link
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Feb 04, 2005 - Sherry, Cocaine and Heroin, just another day..
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damn, a sherry enema OD click here
This bitch emptied two large bottles (1.5-liter+ bottles) of sherry into her husbands ass, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent. ROFL wack. The guy was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.
Even Steve O isn't that stupid.. he only shot up a little vodka.
then there is a mom who delivered heroin to her kid @ school story here. wtf is wrong with ppl these days? lol
damn 200 lb's of cocaine? Crazy. story here
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Feb 02, 2005 - We now break for an important message from Rj2
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Happy Black History Month
click for the full size image
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Feb 02, 2005 - Breaking groundhog day news !
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The world's most famous furry forecaster saw his shadow Wednesday on Gobbler's Knob, suggesting another six weeks of wintry weather.
ROFL @ Gobblers Knob. Sounds like something you'd see over @ oral xxx image gallery. I'm not making that gobblers knob shit up either! Check it out for yourself @ AP News
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Feb 02, 2005 - Happy Ground Hog Day !! w00t
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groundhog.org
punxsutawneyphil.com
DOWN AHHHHHHHHH
Is this the end of groundhog day on the internet??
What will I do for my groundhog day news.. shall I goto a major news site? The groundhog day drama continues..
Stay focused..
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Feb 02, 2005 - me cell go click me cell go bang
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Master P (real name: Percy Miller) and his brother Vyshonn (rap name: Silkk the Shocker) were busted last Thursday in Los Angeles when cops discovered two handguns in a car carrying the siblings.
Read more Here
They were each released on $35,000 bond after spending a few hours in the custody of the L.A. Sheriff's Department
they're onfire! (previous onfire skit taken from here now go let the album play, listen 2 what jo0 hav been missin e i e i o and on his farm he had a gat wit a gimmie dat gimmie dat gimmie dat
damn I've been singing too many nursery rhymes lately
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Jan 30, 2005 - Nikki Nova Video Clip
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check out this clip of Nikki Nova, the host of Playboys Nightcalls. Then go check out her website click here, there are tons of free pics.
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Jan 27, 2005 - Drug dogs pwn u
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The Supreme Court gave police broader search powers Monday during traffic stops, ruling that drug-sniffing dogs can be used to check out motorists even if officers have no reason to suspect they may be carrying narcotics.
links:CNN.COM LAW.COM
OKay, I really hate this system.. It's so gay. Someone needs to invent ammonia scented car wax, or something. I bet them dogs wouldn't like that . O well.. I don't transport shit anyways.. but still its fucked up.
Before you know it, this will be common @ traffic stops... listen ->torture.wav
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Jan 26, 2005 - Alley Baggett - Adriana Lima & Hard Wood
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Well.. I used to think Alley Baggett was one of the hottest models I've seen. Until (are you ready yet? I don't think so..) I came across this other model Adriana Lima. What do you think of that? huh ??
You better ask Rose about your hard wood problem. I wonder if her last name is Palmer.
Lol @ this bitch owning ppl live on Fox News. We need more people like her.. Or Adrianna. w/ever :: wink wink ::
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Jan 25, 2005 - The Flash is on You Joke
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A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself. He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a handful of Prozac pills he found there. After the first few he felt a lot better.
Wow @ this Sony AIBO!! check it out Dog AIBO
If you don't like none of that maybe you'll like some Def Tv
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Jan 24, 2005 - The Game
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The Game is blowin the Fuck up.
So check out his newest video.
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THE GAME - How We Do
The Game wanted to grow up to be like Eazy-E.
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Jan 22, 2005 - Salvia = Whoa+ , Marijuana Flavor pops = Whoa
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Chicks.jpg - Charlie Brown jpg
 
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Don't Smoke Salvia extract, unless you want some short and extremely head trippy hardcore side effects. I.E acid like hallucinations. I myself plan on getting the chronic candy aka Marijuana pops.
Just Say Whoa
Check out the DARE Toolbar (if you dare, forgive me). Speaking of DARE,.. is that who exposed you to drugs for the first time, and told you every drugs effects? I know it was mine, Thx 2 DARE for making LSD and Marijuana sound so good to a kid. ROFL. Is it all a bigass conspiracy? :: wink wink ::
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Jan 13, 2005 - Just wondering..
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Where did Leisure Suit Larry IV, Winamp 4 and the year 2004 go?
But more importantly maybe where am I going in 2005?
:: cough ::
somehow, someway I need lots of this
I'll be safe, I promise..
anyone see the jennifer anniston & brad pitt sex tape yet ?
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Jan 09, 2005 - Jennifer Lopez and Jim Jones Videos
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New Jennifer Lopez video Get Right. She plays like 50 parts in it.. too bad the song sucks
If you wanna check out a decent video peep Jim Jones How G is This. Thx to Cray for da link.
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Jan 09, 2005 - Celebreality Tv on VH1
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OmfG!!@ VH1 has a line up for this evening, haha. Celebrity Fit Club starring: Mia tyler(Steven tylers daughter), a Fat Baldwin, Biz Markie and I dunno who else.
Then Surreal Life is on with that minnie me vern fucker getting so drunk, and some bitches jumpin in the jacuzzi naked.O shit, Da Brat is on it too, sooo funkdafied.
Finally Flava Flav and that Brigette chick get it on in Strange Love.
Watch the trailer for each show @ Vh1.com Celebreality
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Jan 04, 2005 - Tabitha Stevens, Bush, Howard Stern Pimpin
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Check out the video Son Of a Bush .
Rofl, did anyone watch Tabitha Stevens on the Howard Stern show ?
I know that I didn't hear right did I? LoL. She said she vomitted her own shit, ::insert obligatory witty shitty vomitting joke/picture here::
fuck, I haven't any. Lucky for you? Tabitha Stevens is the one gettin it from the pink dildo.
like too short, I'm Pimp Pimp Pimpin hot or not biaatchez with the new and unimproved hot or not match maker delux quadruple uglies matchup version deux.
You just run it, hit login and login your account thru the web iface then hit start, and it keeps making you matches.
You can check out my matches.
yeah, there is some hilarious ones.
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Jan 02, 2005 - Un-Censored Video
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Filthy Gorgeous some banned censored video.. :: shrugs ::
bewitched movie coming soon.
does anyone else find those support our troops magnets on cars annoying? If so, then this is the link for you.
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Jan 02, 2005 - Happy New Year!!
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All old shit has been archived
Did you all hit a Tuna Party for New Years?
Not I my friends, for I chilled @ home like Scarface, minus the coke.
Okay, so it was probably more like chong in prison than scarface, but that's beside the point,. scarface looks like a sick game... I'm gonna buy it for sure!
check out these black girls gettin down in the Rap Video Auditions. Don't worry if you can't afford to join some site, each black girl has a free sample clip.
more to cum later.
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